Best man speeches are difficult. So, Greg Rutter has mercifully put together this heartfelt, creative-commons licensed speech for all your best manning duties.
There's no audience on earth like a captive audience. I will try to write a postcard to Lindsay Lohan every day while she's in jail. Oh, and I'm Greg Rutter.
Well it’s sort of all in the title isn’t it. The goal is to abstain yourself from alcohol for the month of February. That’s it, only 28 days of no booze.